10 Badass Dudes who drink tea

1. Michael Caine

Who tells Batman what to do? This guy. Why? Cause he’s a total badass.

2. Mick Jagger

Have you been knighted? Have you changed the face of rock-and-roll? Have you become a world renowned sex-symbol? No? Well this guy has. Badass.

3. Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill had more major accomplishments, drank more champagne, and smoked more cigars than most of the western hemisphere combined. The man was Prime Minister, coined the term “Iron Curtain” (how many phrases have you coined???), was awarded the nobel prize in literature, wrote dozens of books, and was Time magazine’s man of the year, AND man of the half century. Certified, bonafide, badass.

4. Patrick Stewart

Does the phrase “Tea, earl grey, hot” mean anything to you? It had better. Oh, and he led an army of mutants to save the world. And his best friend is Gandalf in real life. Super badass.

5. Alan Rickman

Has anyone had a more badass cup of tea than Alan Rickman in this video? Don’t think so.

6. Dean Martin

This guy was the King of Cool. He defined an era and style of comedy and crooning, and looked good doing it. He also looked drunk. Mostly he looked drunk. Drunken badass.

7. Sean Connery

The debate over who was the best Bond rages on. Some people believe that Connery was not the best Bond. There are also people who believe Elvis is still alive, and that the royal family is a species of supreme lizard-people. Enough said. Whatever your opinion is (even if it’s wrong), this guy is a badass.

8. Frankenstein

Frankenstein’s monster is probably the most badass bad-ass of all time. He’s misunderstood, got daddy issues, and people chase him around with torches. Take that, James Dean. Monster badass.

9. Al Pacino

Al Pacino. Enough said. And who can forget this timeless classic…

10. Mike Tyson

This man was one of the best fighters of his generation. Also he bites ears off of people. But most importantly, there’s this video. Which is the single most uncomfortable, confusing, awkward interview in the history of tea parties. From the romantic classical guitar, to Tyson’s non-sensical responses, to his utter hatred of Earl Grey and Cannolis. Just watch the darn video.

Who’s the most badass of them all? Did any surprise you? Comment below!